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ruiniscrazy replied to your post: From assistant manager at a rendering plant to a lawyer, excuse me…sports agent

What’s this stuff about a rendering plant. I must’ve missed something.

It was during NBK when Dave shoves Kurt for the second time and he’s all like, “Hey!” and Dave’s like, “Durr hurr, you talking back to me?” and they go back and forth, blah blah blah The Fury and then Kurt’s all like, “With that level of creativity you could easily become assistant manager at a rendering plant” and then Dave’s all: 

Oh David.

Then again, I don’t know what that is either…

Lol, yeah I had to look it up. About as much as what I expected. 

It has something to do with dead animals and shit and there were pictures, so I just back clicked. XP 

I just looked it up. They recycle dead animals into reusable products, like cheap food and plastic.

It’s funny tho, seems like Dave’s favorite comeback to Kurt’s (slightly out there) insults is to invalidate them entirely by playing dumb. Works good in theory maybe, but all it seems to do is just confuse Kurt (and the audience) entirely.

Oh gross. 

Lol, right? God, just…these boys. They’re going to be the kind of couple one day that starts bickering at each other and eventually they reach a place where they’re just like, “Wait, what the fuck… Who was insulting.. Oh fuck it. ….So…what’s a rendering plant?” 

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    is.” LMAO Yeah i didnt either until now.
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    Meanwhile, all their friends will stand around confusedly and stare as Kurt and Dave’s argument continues to make less...
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    Oh gross. Lol, right? God, just…these boys. They’re going to be the kind of couple one day that starts bickering at each...
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    My father worked at a rendering plant for a year. He would come home smelling of rotten flesh. Mother would make him...
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