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sarcasticindiefucks:

this fucking guy

“like seriously”

So…in order to get a guy I should probably wear make up if I’m ugly, be confident in the way I look unless I’m too fat or too skinny (who dictates that one, no fucking clue) and I should bake your ass all kinds of treats. Oh, and if my boyfriend were to ever just blow up at me for no reason, it’s cool, because I probably did something to piss him off whereas if I get upset, psssh, it’s probably because I’m a girl and it’s that time of the month. 

With that advice, let me start. Here, I got your ass a present: 

  1. perfectpatterns reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks
  2. authenticsophisticate reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks and added:
    really? I mean… Really???
  3. floatinginbasicspace reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks and added:
    I don’t like sports that much…I would not find that appealing… “Those were some good brownies, man, I miss those...
  4. saffronsugar reblogged this from milesian
  5. saponified reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks and added:
    omg dis my perfect man
  6. regular-lord-joesus reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks and added:
    So…in order to get a...I should probably wear make up if I’m ugly, be confident in the way...
  7. totally-raised-eyebrows reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks
  8. meganwaites reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks and added:
    WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! “Talk about sports”?! “Don’t dress like a ‘whore’”?! “Make me some brownies or cookies”?! “Eat...
  9. milesian reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks and added:
    1. Be yourself. If he doesn’t like that, he’s not worth it. If anyone wants to change who you are to suit what they want...
  10. nyankohimex3 said: i cant stop loooking at this head… the shape is odd…and that…thing on the top of his head only accentuates it lololol
  11. paperthin-walls said:
  12. ifyourehereyoumustbebored said: you think he has some issues getting a date?
  13. missedtheopportunity reblogged this from wallflower02 and added:
    the fuck is this shit. is he fucking serious?
  14. wallflower02 reblogged this from bbgun- and added:
    ^^^^ lol i love you brenda. like seriously. so to speak.
  15. spaghetti-nests said: IF HE SAYS “LIKE SERIOUSLY” ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO BREAK THE INTERNET.
  16. bbgun- reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks and added:
    10. Most of the time, I don’t care about sports. Guys can deal. Talk to me after you shave the pubes off your head. 9....
  17. alibabajenoriscaba said: so to speak
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