this fucking guy
“like seriously”
So…in order to get a guy I should probably wear make up if I’m ugly, be confident in the way I look unless I’m too fat or too skinny (who dictates that one, no fucking clue) and I should bake your ass all kinds of treats. Oh, and if my boyfriend were to ever just blow up at me for no reason, it’s cool, because I probably did something to piss him off whereas if I get upset, psssh, it’s probably because I’m a girl and it’s that time of the month.
With that advice, let me start. Here, I got your ass a present:

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really? I mean… Really???
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I don’t like sports that much…I would not find that appealing… “Those were some good brownies, man, I miss those...
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omg dis my perfect man
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So…in order to get a...I should probably wear make up if I’m ugly, be confident in the way...
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WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! “Talk about sports”?! “Don’t dress like a ‘whore’”?! “Make me some brownies or cookies”?! “Eat...
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milesian reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks and added:
1. Be yourself. If he doesn’t like that, he’s not worth it. If anyone wants to change who you are to suit what they want...
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nyankohimex3 said:
i cant stop loooking at this head… the shape is odd…and that…thing on the top of his head only accentuates it lololol
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paperthin-walls said:
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ifyourehereyoumustbebored said:
you think he has some issues getting a date?
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missedtheopportunity reblogged this from wallflower02 and added:
the fuck is this shit. is he fucking serious?
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wallflower02 reblogged this from bbgun- and added:
^^^^ lol i love you brenda. like seriously. so to speak.
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spaghetti-nests said:
IF HE SAYS “LIKE SERIOUSLY” ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO BREAK THE INTERNET.
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bbgun- reblogged this from sarcasticindiefucks and added:
10. Most of the time, I don’t care about sports. Guys can deal. Talk to me after you shave the pubes off your head. 9....
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alibabajenoriscaba said:
so to speak
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